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1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

070304 Sunday 1915

So, I'm reading this book by some black chick about how she retired at age 26. It's pretty motivating. Similar to that Zig Ziglar guy. She throws out tidbits of knowledge that just sounds right and everyone should know. One segment really stuck out. I'm gonna go get it.

I'm talking about the many choices we make every day in a matter of seconds appear to be insignificant, but they have all added up to be the life you now have. These are subtle and seemingly harmless actions that mold and shape our circumstances. Make better choices in each moment and you will live a better life.

It kinda has to do with that living in the moment motif. Basically make good choices b/c thats what makes up your life. THOUGHTS BECOME WORDS. WORDS BECOME ACTION. ACTION BECOMES HABIT. HABIT BECOMES YOUR LIFE. You have no one to blame but yourself.

070224 Saturday 0725

Pseudo-Friendship
The state of two people that have been involved romantically with one another veiled under the guise of an innocent title: Friendship.

Reasons it won't work
One party always wants more and will be disappointed in anything he/she gets because it'll never be enough. The other person, in turn, will forever be blamed for this disappointment. The balance of a regular friendship is thrown off by a constant pressure caused by expectation. Because one person will constantly hurt from his/her self-made feelings of abandonment, it's only fair to assume that the only person left in the equation has done the hurting. Therefore, both parties are often forced into playing one of two roles: the victim or the victimizer. This is contrary to regular, healthy friendships which are often built on trust, support, and understanding. This sense of betrayal is often avoided in regular friendships because of the counterbalance of something called "the benefit of the doubt". Pseudo-friendships lack this benefit thus causing constant suspicion and turmoil.

Result
Neither party is happy. One will feel unloved and the other suffocated.

Resolution
When someone has a brain tumor, the pressure can be relieved by essentially drilling a hole in his/her brain (yes, I sadly learned this from watching "Saw III"). The same method can be applied to this condition. Drill a hole in a the pseudo-friendship to relieve the pressure. This can mean give it time, give it space, or simply, let it go. It is important to realize that pseudo-friendships, unlike other relationships, are not a permanent state. It is a transitional stage. It is only a road leading to another destination. You cannot park your car on this road. You will be towed. In rare cases, it can lead to a happy, functional relationship. In all other cases, it doesn't. It's only a matter choice. When do the participants want to end the discomfort?

Causes
Usually pseudo-friendships are the result of a failed attempt at a relationship by one or both parties. Either they began as friends, turned into something more, and then tried to return to being friends, or they were once in a relationship and would like to remain in each other's lives. Sometimes people discover, often in hindsight, that they were always pseudo-friends to begin with because of the hidden intention and agenda of one party. This can happen with or without either party's awareness.

Prevention
Honesty. Ruthless, bitter honesty.

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070210 Saturday 1503

posted this on myspace.



i'm bored

070210 Saturday 1445

I'm bored. I think I'm actually a lil depressed. I love this season and the fact that I can get some snowboarding in. Maybe its the fact that I'm not actually snowboarding today. I've had the past two days off and I'm sitting at my laptop doing absolutely nothing.

If you have a FACEBOOK.. I'm now officially registered there. I havent learned how to upload albums. Somehow I managed to get a profile pic up. I've been uncharacteristically honest there.. so if you really do know anything about me, you can look me up.

As far as getting stuff done, I'm going to do laundry in a lil bit. I went to a movie, HANNIBAL RISING and that was good. I went to BORDERS and bought a buncha $1 daily calendars. I went to BEST BUY and bought too much. (However, I'm totally ecstatic with Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Charmed Season 6). I went to TARGET and bought some crucial supplies for my impending overseas trip. And lastly, I went to COSTCO and picked up Linh's contact stuff.

not bad for there still being so much time left in Saturday.

Linh called me up as i wrote that last line to invite me over. She cooked the shrimp and wants to share with me. But, then she gave an FYI about going to Hanford with Ritchie. His mom is gonna give a presentation or something. I'm jealous. I invited her to catch a movie and she's going to hanford with ritchie. I know she doesnt want to. And, my fears are irrational. Its part of my upbringing and its hard to change how i feel.

Raymond is gonna be coming down and I'll spend some time with him. He'll have alyssa with him. I need to stop feeling the way I do and stop venting on her everytime I feel that way. It really does just show my insecurity. I told her I was coming over then two minutes later, I called back and bailed. I think I heard disappointment but it coulda just been frustration. I know she doesnt wanna have to beg and plead with me to come over. She shouldnt have to.

I'm gonna read some of those calendars that I have. I bought a LIFE LITTLE INSTRUCTION and a DONT SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. Those can come later. I'm gonna focus on the IDIOTS GUIDE TO DATING and the DR. PHIL'S LOVE SMART. Both of those are pretty good with helping me figure out the next goal in my life... relationships. I also have another book that I've been working on: YOUR PERFECT RIGHT. Its a book on assertiveness.

I want her to come over and snuggle next to me. yeah, rite.. not gonna happen. I'm really tired of going over to her house. Its kinda funny. I dont want her to come over to mine.. but I dont wanna go over to her house. I'm really not liking ritchie. especially right now. he didnt invite me over to his mom's presentation. i'm gonna go.

070115 Monday 2252

Webster's definition of a friend:
1)a person you know well and regard with affection and trust
2)ally: an associate who provides assistance;
3)acquaintance: a person with whom you are acquainted;
4)supporter: a person who backs an icon or a team

Which one do you fall under.....I SAY NONE.....
Why- because a friend will always be there when you need them in bad or good situations. Friends don't judge you they help you realize the truth of life's imperfections... Friend's are there to keep you sane and give you the motivation to LIVE in a (hurtful world that we live in)...Friends are there for you like family (a brother, a sister, etc...)...Friends are there to keep you smiling when your down and to keep your chin up at life's troubles....This is my defintion of a "Friend!"

BONUS:
hey guys....There is no greatest amount of appreciation I can give you for being there for me.....lending and open ear, an advisor, and especially a shoulder to cry on... A guy cannot....i mean CANNOT....ask for better friends than you!!!! I just hope that i can give you the same amount of friendship you've given/shown me when you guys need it!
-Thank you from the deepest part of my heart

061009 Monday 745a

omg.. i put COACH CARTER on dvd this morning before I went to sleep. I even turned the tv off with that dvd still playing as I went to bed. This morning when I turned on the tv in my room... i had a free demo of showtime and it was playing. I think I love this movie.

On friday, I put in TITANIC. I havent seen that movie in ages. Wow.. it made me think of diane and how that was her favorite movie. what a trip. Then i went with linh to that wedding on saturday. AND I SAW SUSAN. its been one weird weekend. a trip down memory lane.

on another note, jsa had their culture night. i loved their curtain call. it was a lil dance to morning musume's song with the ship and all those hot chics. the guys looked geeky but it was a fun song and a fun dance and just all out a great routine. lemme see if i still have the link saved in the cut commmand.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8GePMGQ7GU

kewl. there it is if u wanna see it. i'm too lazy to actually do an href thingy. i have to get up and goto school. i don't have work today. i love new holidays. hmmm.. i should try to meetup w/ myow. i havent seen her in ages. i'm gonna workout w/ linh tonite. i'm gonna go.

061008 Sunday 1009a

Finally Saturday came and went.  All that tym I was hounding Linh about what time and it turns out IT LASTS ALLL DAY LONG!!!  sonnnuvagun..  i cant believe how exhausted I was.  I used saline solution for my eye rewetting drops.  Several Times! 

I don't know how to use my camera.  I was trying to change around my settings and now I'm looking through all my pix.  They all suck!  I stopped changing the settings and it turns out it was stuck in the low resolution setting.  GRRRR.  Everyone is pixelated and blurry.  I really hope to see the pictures of all the real photographers there. 

Here's a few pics of the bride and groom.






(linh you have to show me how to crop)

So  this whole thing takes place all day.  I show up at the brides house at 830am.  There's a whole ceremony where the groom shows up and kinda asks the family for permission to take the bride.  He showers her with jewelry and presents the dowry.  Then we went to the grooms house around noon to repeat the thing on his side.  2pm, official catholic wedding.  This was my first time hearing it in vietnamese.  (To date, i've heard it in chinese, korean, spanish english and now vietnamese).  Then the reception.  Boy did that go late. 

I thought it died out pretty quick.  Soooo many ppl left right after the dessert came out.  They cut the cake and they all left.  No one even ate the cake!  There were no speeches from members of the audience.  And most of all there was no garter belt toss.  The bouquet was thrown to all the guys that were left.  The dancing was fun, tho.  I've got to learn how to dance. 

Anyways, this here's my date.  aint she beautiful!?







and then  *sigh*  there's her.

061005 Thursday 918a

RAIN DAY
its kinda like a snow day. kinda. but in more work related terms.. it's definitely more like a sick day *achooo*. i just didnt feel like getting up at 530 this morning. that plus i have a 3-5pp paper due at 5pm. i still cant concentrate, tho. maybe i'll go on campus.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006


motorcycle training

060704 Tuesday 1111p

okay everyone. i finally did it! i don't have a bike yet.. but i've taken the first few steps to getting it. i love my truck, i really do. and i'm gonna keep it til it dies (and then some). but these gas prices have got to go. i can't believe i've hung in this far without a second vehicle. do you guys even realize how much i spend in gas a month? its more than many peoples car payment i'm sure!

so, yeah. august 4th, 5th and 6th, i'm gonna wake up super early and drive to visalia and attend a class. i'm not sure about the details.. but i'm gonna go in for the driver license class A soon after. the biggest delay is gonna be with picking out a bike. i know i don't want a sports bike... a crotch rocket. that leaning forward just seems too awkward, aggressive and just plain uncomfortable. i want a bike where i can ride it sitting down and upright. handlebars just right.. and just cruise to wherever i'm going. kinda like a harley but not as loud and.. biker-ish. i want a bike like my buddy mark's. he rides a bmw and man is it custom! he says that its the same bike that they had in one of the james bond films. whatever... it's pretty nice.

anyways.. if anyone else is up for it.. sign up now! we can carpool together. i've been told these classes fill up fast so.. don't delay. otherwise, just wish me luck.

060612 Monday 627a

haha if myspace were real
Body: You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

You would look your very best at all times.

Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.

People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying
"Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred".

Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

Most guys wouldn't own shirts and most girls would not own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars.

The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be alot of underage strippers in the world

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

You would be close personal friends with Random inanimate objects- like toilet paper, and pickles

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas MySpace Editor codes in your apartment.

Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

You would have very good-looking people constantly saying, "I look so ugly here"...

You would have teenagers suddenly exploding in numbers in your home as they continually brought in friends they don't know just to have 30,000 of them there...

You would have tons of EXTREMELY popular people in your home ignoring you when you talk to them because you are just someone on their list

Smiling advertisers would walk up to you on the street yelling at the top of their lungs "HELLLOOOO!!", "You make me blush!", "Bite Me!", or "WHAAAAT?" every time you

060606 tuesday 643a

There are so many possibilities, I can't list them all. Here are the full list of phone * codes.

*02 DeActivate *66 Notification on Busy Signal
*03 DeActivate *66 Notification (One Time Only)
*12 Call Assitance (Police)
*30 Cancel Forwarding
*31 Automatic Forwarding
*32 Notify
*40 change forward-to number for customer programmable call forwarding busy-line
*41 six-way conference calling activation
*42 change forward-to number for customer programmable call forwarding don't answer
*43 drop last member of six-way conference call
*46 french voice activated network control
*47 override feature authorization
*48 override do not disturb
*49 - disable long distance special ring
*51 Intercom Ring I
*52 Intercom Ring II
*53 Intercom Ring III
*54 Extension Hold
*57 Call Trace
*60 Call Screen (Selective Call Rejection)
*61 Selective Distinct Alert
*62 Selective Call Acceptance
*63 Selective Call Forwarding
*65 ICLID Activation
*66 Busy Call Return
*67 Call Display Block
*68 Computer Access restriction
*69 Last Call Return
*70 Call Waiting Disable (Per Call)
*71 Three-way calling (Per Call)
*72 Activate Call Forwarding
*73 DeActivate Call Forwarding
*74 Speed Dialling (8 numbers)
*75 Speed Dialling (30 numbers)
*77 Anonymous Call Rejection
*80 Call Screen Disable
*81 Selective Distinct Disable
*82 Selective Acceptance Disable
*83 Selective Forwarding Disable
*85 ICLID Disable
*86 DeActivate Busy Call Return
*87 Cancel Anonymous Call Rejection
*89 DeActivate Last Call Return
*90 Re-Activate Call Forwarding Busy
*91 De-Activate Call Forwarding Busy
*92 Re-Activate Forwarding No Answer
*93 Call Forwarding No Answer (*91,*93 to completely disable)
*94 Ring Control (Call Answer)
*95 Message Monitor (Call Answer (link|flash) to interuppt/talk))
*97 check if you have messages, remotely (on=2beeps,off=4beeps)
*98 Call Answer

060529 Monday 903p

( I have lived through 89 of these 146 things.  )

060527 Saturday 547p

I think we're better off as friends. It's not you, it's me. You're a really special girl, it was amazing, I've never felt anything like that before...all the wild passion, kink, adventure...the times we had together were unforgettable even though we didn't have any. This is the internet and there are plenty of great guys out there for you. I'm really not good relationship material - I travel all the time and am too busy.

Remember the last time you met someone where you felt an amazing and instant connection, a growing sense of intrigue, and that feeling that you know, you could just be totally genuine and all of yourself? And you were drawn to this person and couldn't get enough. You felt that with me, I know and I'm a natural giver so it was great. But of course, since I'm not good relationship material, it can't work and I don't want you to be hurt. We would share some amazing experiences together but then I would be gone again and you would have to settle for someone else and no girl would want that, would she?

There are plenty of guys out there who you can settle for, in fact the profile above mine looks perfect for you and he won't break your heart, in fact he might buy you flowers and call you 10 times a day just to make sure you're feeling okay.

Ok if you're still reading this you might have a sense of humor.....oh and I'm not a collector of random internet friends, so don't expect to be added without sending me an interesting email first. Ciao Bella.

I'm secretly a romantic. I want nothing more then to find and share unconditional love. Don't tell anyone.

When I was little, my grandpa took me to movies every weekend. He was like a second father, and I used to love watching his face light up in the theater. Hopefully he'll get to watch my first feature hit theaters.

People always say life is about finding inner stregnth. I disagree. It's about having loving friends and family that you support and who support you along the road. Because if you make it on your own. Who will be there to share it with you at the end? All the people who matter or all the people who are there for their own selfish reasons?

I am guy who is trying to make the right decisions. I have done plenty of wild things but now I am trying to draw up the resolve to lay the foundation for my future. Not to say I dont enjoy having a good time, it's just that I wont do so at the expense of myself, my future, or my relationships with others. So for now I focus on work, finishing off school, reading, planning, being outdoors, playing sports, enjoying good friends, and looking for positive new relationships. Although I am not 100% successful, I feel like a bad friend sometimes as I dont see certain friends as much as I believe I should.

On a lighter note for school I am a boring old accounting major, yet I love the numbers behind business (PLus there always has to be that one person in the major that bucks the stereotype)! Growing up with Business Weeks, Forbes, and annual reports, the numbers behind business just make sense to me. Now I love spending time finding out what a company does, analyze how well they do it and ultimately if they are valued correctly. If they aren't then I can see if there are any profitable oppertunities ;).

Regardin life, I am happy that things are a work in progress. Life is the journey not the result. Inner strength/resolve keep me moving when it gets tough. In the end, I realize what really keeps it all together for me are the people that are important to me, hope and shenanigans!

Without those things whats the point in doing anything? If I had everything and no one around, then I really have nothing.

070527 Saturday 1246p


( a to z )

060524 Wednesday 638p

Why English Teachers Die Young
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.
Here are last year's winners.....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag
filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

070523 Tuesday 545p

22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
Body: Girls, does these really work on you? It's HARD to tell what girls want. Guys, do u think MOST of these...if not ALL is true?

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

Continue the pattern, if you're a true movie fan...

1. Dan Ackroyd starred in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray who was in... (Nikki)
2. Lost In Translation with Scarlett Johanson who was in... (Gemmie)
3. The Island with Ewan Mcgregor who was in... (Stacey)
4. Star Wars with Natalie Portman who was in... (Abes)
5. The Professional (Leon) with Gary Oldman who was in... (Jamiee)
6. Batman Begins with Christian Bale who was in...(Kristin)
7. American Psycho with Reese Witherspoon who was in...(Brandon)
8. Legally Blonde with Luke Wilson who was in...(Annie)
9. Old School with Vince Vaughn who was in.... (Jeremy)
10. Dodgeball with Christine Taylor who was in...(Ben)
11. The Brady Bunch Movie with Shelley Long who was in...(Lanie)
12. The Money Pit with Tom Hanks who was in...(Robert)
13. The Green Mile with Michael Clarke Duncan who was in...(Laney)
14. Dare Devil with Ben Affleck who was in... (Jen)
15.Armageddon with Liv tyler who was in......(Jackie)
16. Empire Records with Ethan Embry who was in...(Nicole)
17. "Dutch" with Ed O'Neil who was in...(Jonathan)
18. "Wayne's World" with Mike Myers who was in... (Kristel)
19. "Austin Powers 2: the spy who shagged me" with Heather Graham who was in...(Ashley)
20. "Boogie Nights" with Mark Wahlberg who was in....(Vicki)
21. "The Perfect Storm" with George Clooney who was in (Torsten)
22. "Ocean's Eleven" with Julia Roberts who was in... (kristy)
23. "Flatliners" with Keifer Sutherland who was in... (Queen B)
24."Lost boys" with Corey Haim who was in....(Treehore)
25. "License to Drive" with Corey Feldman who was in...(Mr. Charlie)
26."Goonies" with Sean Astin who was in......(joey)
27. "Lord of the Rings" with Elijah Wood who was in...(bridget)
28. "The Good Son" with Macully Culkin who was in...(Mike)
29. "Home Alone" with Joe Pesci who was in....(Jay)
30. "My Cousin Vinny" with Marisa Tomei who was in....(witter)
31. "The Watcher" with Keanu Reeves who was in...(jack-o)
32. "Point Break" with Patrick Swayze who was in... (Tiffany)
33. "Ghost" with Demi Moore who was in.... (Susan)
34. "A Few Good Men" with Tom Cruise who was in.....(Rich)
35. "All the Right Moves" with Lea Thompson, who was in...(Justin)
36. "Back to the Future: with Micheal J Fox, who was in....(Nicole
37. "Doc Hollywood" with Woody Harrelson, who was in...(Teej)
38. "North Country" with Charlize Theron who was in... (Kellbelle)
39. "Monster" with Christina Ricci who was in...(Becca)
40. "Addams Family" with Angelica Houston who was in...(erin)
41. "The Postman Always Rings Twice" with Jessica Lange who was in...(maura)
42. "Big Fish" with Ewan McGregor who was in... (Jennifer)
43. "Trainspotting" with Ewen Bremner who was in (Jenn)
44."Snatch" as Mullet...with Brad Pitt who was in....(Jackie)
45. "Fight Club" with Edward Norton who was in...(Rose)
46. "American History X" with Edward Furlong who was in...
(Jeanette)
47. "Animal Factory" with Willem Dafoe who was in...
(Andrew)
48. "Clear and Present Danger" with Harrison Ford who was in...(Shannon)
49. "Regarding Henry" with Annette Benning who was in . . . (Ali)
50. "Mars Attacks!" with Jack Nicholson who was in... (Ariel)
51. "As Good As It Gets" with Helen Hunt who was in...(Andrew)
52. "Twister" with Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was in...(*L J*)
53. "Red Dragon" with Edward Norton, who was in.....(Mark)
54. "Fight Club" with Brad Pitt, who was in...(Chelsea)
55. "Seven" with Kevin Spacey, who was in...(Cookie)
56. "American Beauty" with Mena Suvari...(~linz~)
57. "American Pie" with Jason Biggs....(Warren)

060517 Tuesday 623a

SEXXX "facts"
Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king kong)

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatricians say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's) -Sorry Austin Powers no penis pump for you.

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for 7 years (who wants that?)

060516 Tuesday 1201a

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't

supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your

heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.

You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was

broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love

for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too

fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too

many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been

hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of

happiness you'll never get back.

...Repost this with the title What Hurts the Most...

060211 Saturday 708a

Though your father was here for a short time of your life, he was good to you and taught you many things. You were always loved by him. Even when the white doctors and teachers said you were slow and stupid. Even when they said you were deaf. You must look at his time with you as a blessing. As a gift. You must not look at his death and think something was taken away from you. If you look at an emptiness, your world will become empty. If you look at the blessing, your life will be blessed.

I got that from a comic book. cool, huh?